Ello's Death Rattle: WILL YOU STAY IF WE GIVE YOU PORN?!?!

Ello, that super exclusive, stripped down social network you vaguely remember hearing someone you kinda knew talking about last year is now a super exclusive, stripped down ghost town. So in a desperate plea to re-attract the masses it once swore were coming, Ello has announced that March is officially NSFW month.… » 3/02/15 5:40pm Yesterday 5:40pm

The Fine Art of Photoshopping Justin Bieber's Head On Naked Dudes (NSFW)

Many horrors exist within Tumblr's dark, recondite recesses. But every once in a while, you'll stumble upon a phenomenon that is beautiful for its sheer and utter and absurdity. Or in the case of one particular phenomenon, for Ron Weasely's tender, loving gaze as he looks into Justin Bieber's eyes. » 3/02/15 12:45pm Yesterday 12:45pm

Facebook's New Suicide Prevention Tools Finally Get It Right

Facebook doesn't exactly have the greatest track record when it comes to sensitivity, but its newest tool (built in collaboration with National Suicide Prevention Lifeline) is thankfully bucking that trend. Now, if you see a worrisome post from a friend and report it, Facebook will prompt them to get help on their… » 2/26/15 12:45pm Thursday 12:45pm

A Same-Day Delivery Startup Brought Me a Fish We Both Assumed Would Die

No one ever needs a live pet fish, three gallons of water, a fish tank, a heater, food, and various fish home accoutrements at a moment's notice. And yet, at 11am on a Tuesday, I texted a stranger and told them I needed all of this, and yes, I needed it today. Three hours and $200 later, my new friend arrived. » 2/25/15 2:15pm Wednesday 2:15pm

Another Celebrity Is Leaving Twitter—Can You Blame Her?

It's a tale as old as time: Celebrity joins Twitter, celebrity gets viciously harassed on Twitter, celebrity becomes a shell of their former self because of Twitter, until finally—celebrity leaves Twitter. Rapper Iggy Azalea is now counting herself among the chosen few (hundred). Because remember: Twitter's broken,… » 2/19/15 12:06pm 2/19/15 12:06pm

Pat Robertson Says Demons Can Curse Your Unborn Child Through Facebook

Every morning, amateur Nostradamus impersonator and otherwise horrible human Pat Robertson answers your questions about keeping the faith in a world gone to hell. One way to do that? Stop posting ultrasounds on Facebook, lest "some cultist" or "coven" curse your unborn child through the awesome powers of social media.… » 2/18/15 3:50pm 2/18/15 3:50pm

Boyfriend Body Pillow Has Been Working Out, Is Still Deeply Sad

We're a few months early to our biennial Deluxe Comfort Girlfriend/Boyfriend Body Pillow update, but big things are happening in disembodied-lovers'-torso land. Some might even say, swole things. Yep, your quarter-human boyfriend body pillow has been working out. And he's got the nipple to prove it. » 2/18/15 2:15pm 2/18/15 2:15pm

The Online Store Where Preppers Buy Their Bullshit Cure-Alls

Infowars.com, radio host Alex Jones' virtual mecca for conspiracy theorists, preppers, and otherwise non-sheeple alike, is full of bullshit. But the most spectacular of this particular brand of insanity lies in its online store. Where you can buy a chance to save yourself from the New World Order—in bulk. » 2/17/15 12:00pm 2/17/15 12:00pm